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CAPSULE REVIEWS

Matthew Goltz
17 September 2003

 

Ratings Key
**** Buy a print and a theater to show it in
*** See in a theater and/or buy the DVD
** See it in a theater ONLY if you have a free pass
* Make sure your local theater has an "accident" so no one else must endure

 

American Splendor
A breath of fresh air. Part documentary, part dramatization, this examination of comic book legend Harvey Pekar hits all the right, angry, downtrodden and realistic notes like the film equivalent of a blues classic. Paul Giamatti and Hope Davis recreate the spirit of the Pekars completely and when Harvey himself appears as occasional narrator, the film is elevated to an even more respectful and wondrous level. As well-known for his Late Night with David Letterman appearances as for his comics work, Harvey becomes a working class cult hero. Though the "down" tone of the picture might make it a tough view for some, the integrity and the humor of the material capture the essence of a man just wanting to survive and trying to be heard.
***

American Wedding
Yet another fun summer sequel. It never quite reaches the highs of the first two American Pie movies, but it certainly had the market cornered on the gross-out guilty pleasure market this season. We all love Jason Biggs and Alyson Hannigan here, but Seann William Scott and Eddie Kaye Thomas pretty much make this "The Stifler VS. Finch Movie" when you get right down to it. Their battle over the heart and body of January Jones is the real driving force of this chapter. Add some in-laws, a pair of strippers and a big, burly gay male dancer and you have more laughs per hour than any other film this summer.
***

Bad Boys 2
Sicker, longer, louder and funnier than the original. The genius stroke in this screenplay is in having one of the macho-buddy cops (Martin Lawrence) revert to a shouting, cowardly wreck whenever there's a gunfight or car chase to be had. This reimagining of the hyper-masculine action ethic breaths new life into a slight but overdrawn story involving smuggling and drug lords. Michael Bay returns to form here. He gives Joe Pantaliano more screen time, yet wastes the great Henry Rollins. And yes, he steals from the action film highs of Hong Kong (a chase lifted from the opening of Jackie Chan's Police Story) and gallows humor of Japan (not unlike a Takashi Miike flick). Still and all, somehow... it works.
***

Freddie Vs. Jason
It's exactly what it looks like: some wacky and really gory fights between the classic horror titans sprinked amongst 80 minutes or so of idiotic people doing idiotic things. With all the self-reflexivity evident in the story there are a few laughs, but it takes the movie nearly 45 minutes to really cut loose. If this were being viewed at home you'd really be leaning on your remote's "FF" button. I've never liked the Friday the 13th flicks and really only enjoyed one or two Nightmare on Elm Streets, so I'm far from the target audience on this thing, who screamed and yelled so drunkenly and so often throughout the screening that it actually lended to the sense of fear. But let's face it: it's not like this is a real movie so it can't really be looked at like one. As a freak show carnival attraction it's hit and miss, though the Terminator 3 style superbrawls are all that stand out.
**

Lara Croft - Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life
It's a shame that neither Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle nor this next chapter in the saga of Lady Croft seemed to catch on with audiences. Here, the stunning and convincing Angelina Jolie is given an actioner that features a smarter storyline, tighter action and more interesting characters than it's predecessor. Director Jan De Bont brings laughs and stunts worthy of a Bond film. Even in the more conceptual moments he keeps things moving full speed ahead. Not perfect by any means, but much more fun than expected.
***

Lost In Translation
This is what a real movie is. Sweet, surprising, authentic and revelatory in every way, this is the film serious cinema lovers need to seek out and experience immediately. As two emotionally stranded Americans yearning for emotional connections in a high rise Tokyo hotel, Bill Murray gives us his finest performance as an actor and Scarlett Johansson proves her classical star quality with every scene. Lesser hands could've made an obvious, rote and slapsticky mess of the same material, but writer/director Sofia Coppola fashions a textbook example of everything that makes independent film intriguing, exciting and valuable as entertainment and art.
****

Matchstick Men
The problem with confidence-man movies is that one goes into them expecting a little dramatic slight-of-hand, expecting to be "taken" by the narrative. While this little schemer from Ridley Scott might not go the way you think it will at first, the astute viewer can easily guess where it will end up. That being said, we get a few laughs from Nicolas Cage as a conman with a few emotional tics that seem both endearing and overly formulaic. The less known about the film going in the more you might enjoy it, but those who know the "tells" can see Scott's cards hiding in his sleeve.
**1/2

The Medallion
Well, for those of you out there keeping score this makes three crappy Jackie Chan movies in a row. We fans of Chinese and Hong Kong action movies had hopes for this baby; it's directed by proven filmmaker Gordon Chan (Beast Cops and 2000 A.D.) , co-stars the lovely Claire Forlani and Christie Chung and had a screenplay featuring work by HK film expert Bey Logan. Alas. This film, formerly known as Highbinders, is yet another major misfire in storytelling, special effects, and acting, though Chan remains watchable whenever he's just being himself. It's been reported that the film released in US theaters was cut by nearly 30 minutes at the behest of Sony Pictures, so to be honest we really haven't seen it yet, in a way. Here's hoping that the alternate version has more wit and intelligence and a lot less of second-banana Lee Evans, who is undoubtedly be the worst screen presence of the summer.
* 1/2

Once Upon A Time In Mexico
Completing his "Mariachi" trilogy, Robert Rodriguez expends a lot of sound and fury here. It's technically well crafted and colorfully photographed but features little of the inventiveness of El Mariachi and none of the fun of Desperado. Primarily a story of revenge and patriotism, this chapter both over-reaches with its plotlines and skimps with its character work despite decent performances by Antonio Banderas and Johnny Depp. In fact, Depp seems to be in a lighter and more fun action movie altogether. Both he and Ruben Blades steal the entire film with their second-tier storyline and one comes away hoping Rodriguez has the awareness to spin them off into their own movie series someday. Decent, could've been better.
**1/2

On_Line
This little seen shot-on-video independent feature is hysterical in its emotional honesty while still movie-fakey in its dramatic conventions. Dealing with four "young, hip NYC types" who frequent internet sex chat rooms and weave in-and-out of each other's lives and beds, the film offers an in-depth study of human interaction but delivers little more than the usual observations. What it has going for it are generally good performances, likable characters and the sporadic narrative lines all come together nicely at the end.
**1/2

Open Range
Somewhere between the lyrical beauty of Dances With Wolves and the violent justice of Unforgiven sits this latest offering from Kevin Costner, though in trying for each level it falls just short of both. Robert Duvall turns in his usual great work as an aging cattle driver just trying to live out the rest of his years. And as his right hand man with a shady past, Costner brings some tangible and solemn menace to his scenes. But once the romance storyline (featuring Annette Bening) creeps in, the film tries too hard to play every angle. In the end, we're most moved by the occasional threats of violence and the well-staged if over-long shootout finale. While it's great to see Costner working again at an impressive level, this is a prime example of the kind of film that manages to just overstay its welcome.
**1/2

Spy Kids 3: Game Over
The assumed final chapter in Robert Rodriguez's familial action saga is a ton of fun with a positive message, great design and impressive 3D digital video effects. The slighter story focuses more on the Juni/Grandfather relationship within the realm of videogaming (think Tron), while many of the other series regulars have little more than glorified cameos. The rush of this film, though, is in the hyperactive game sequences. They looked great if you had the luck to see the film digitally-projected and the upcoming DVD should look spectacular. Combining next-generation thrills and a sweet subtext, this Spy Kids movie ends the series on a high note.
***

S.W.A.T.
This big budget update of the 70's TV drama starts off promisingly The sense of camaraderie is thick and welcome as the police unit is formed and goes about its first few missions. Samuel L. Jackson and Michelle Rodriguez shine, in particular. The strong and gritty first half is then washed away by an ocean of cop-movie cliches as it turns into just another overblown action epic. The closing theme (a similarly overblown tune actually called "Samuel L. Jackson") earns the dopey conclusion an extra half-star out of sheer and ridiculous chutzpah.
** 1/2

 

 

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