Yeah this movie sucked. It had all these chicks talking about their feelings through the whole movie and all I wanted to do was kill myself. Maybe if there'd been a lot more feeling and a lot less talking I could've held my interest, if you know what I mean.

So I just called up some friends to shoot the shit until the movie was over and all these people kept interrupting while I was trying to tell my friend Joey how bad this movie sucked. WTF? Couldn't they tell I was trying to have a conversation. I mean those daytime minute disappear pretty quick when you have to tell a bunch of people to keep it down while I'm trying to talk to my bro.

Anyways. That chick from Speed goes all crazy about her Mom and old Mom from the Exorcist goes all crazy about the chick from Speed and in the end they make up and live happily ever after. Whatever.

*  (out of four)

PS Ashley Judd still sucks.